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Who me |
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Modest Proposal |
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and
get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have
them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special
services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and
the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush
think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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Who me |
Fri, 16 May 2008, 2:32 am |
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